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There once was a host named Kotb,
Who left the NBC morning show job.
She stepped in with grace,
As her colleague found solace,
In Arizona with family to throb.

There once was a data guru so keen,
Said the president’s numbers careen,
With the demographic,
He called it quite tragic,
Now his approval is no longer serene.

There once was a family in a state
Of desperation, they could not wait
For Nancy Guthrie to be found
Their worries were profound
Their hearts filled with fear and with weight.

There once were some right-wingers who lashed,
At Bannon’s ties with Epstein, they bashed.
In a high-profile spat,
They said, “That’s not where it’s at!”
Their anger and outrage were mashed.

Team USA’s upset over Italy
Sets up a gold medal fight, thrillingly
Against Sweden they’ll play
In mixed doubles display
On Tuesday, the winner we’ll see

There once was a star from Puerto Rico,
Surrounded by performers with gusto,
At the big game they did sing,
And made the greenery spring,
A lively show that stole the show.

There once was a skier so great,
Who had a tough crash at the gate,
She shared a wise word,
About failure she heard,
In life, it’s the only true fate.

There once were some athletes quite bold,
At Milan Cortina they fought for the gold.
In ice and on snow,
They put on a great show,
Their talents and skills they did mold.

There once was a candidate named Tafoya
Who said she’d be focused on her employer
Not Bad Bunny’s halftime
Her followers did chime
As she sought a Senate position to enjoy.

There once was a company named Ring
Their commercial did quite a bad thing
Destroyed their reputation
One user’s frustration
Now their praises they’ll have to sing