U.S. Job Openings Fall To 6.5 Million, Fewest Since 2020, As Labor Market Remains Sluggish
The economy is in a puzzling place,
Stocks falling, markets in a race.
Jobs are scarce, people fret,
But there’s hope yet,
With a recovery, we’ll embrace.
The economy is in a puzzling place,
Stocks falling, markets in a race.
Jobs are scarce, people fret,
But there’s hope yet,
With a recovery, we’ll embrace.
There once was a man who once said,
That Bill Clinton was a smart head.
He also praised Hillary,
Called her shrewd and quite free,
Though once political foes, now well-bred.
There once were two stars named Maria,
Who reacted with great hysteria,
To the emotional plea,
For her mother’s safety,
On the “Today” show, they did say.
There once was a crypto so grand
Whose price fell to lows in the land
At $66,675.12
It almost seemed to delve
Back in October, a weak hand
There once was a girl in Manhattan,
In a restaurant dressed up in black,
She broke the rules of the job,
And now she feels like a slob,
Oh, what a scandalous act!
There once was a Ranger in flight
To assist with an active shooter’s plight
But the copter did crash
Near Flagstaff in a flash
And tragically ended two lives that night
There once was a man named Trump,
Who claimed he’d give cash with a thump.
But his critics were wary,
Said his story was scary,
And his promise they thought was a dump.
There once was a host named Guthrie,
Due to co-host the show on TV,
But NBC changed the plan,
As Guthrie’s mom went missing, so sad,
In Italy she’ll no longer be.
There once were actions of Russian origin,
Whose impact caused quite the commotion,
With power and might,
They took to the fight,
Leaving many in a state of confusion.
There once was a president so bold,
Whose success was not easily told,
Despite all the strife,
He lived quite a life,
His victories came in the cold.