Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
There once were two agents, so bold,
Who fired at a protester, we’re told.
In records, they’re named,
Their actions, not tamed,
Their story now widely unfold.
There once were two agents, so bold,
Who fired at a protester, we’re told.
In records, they’re named,
Their actions, not tamed,
Their story now widely unfold.
Two people detained in a suburb
In Texas, they were taken to curb
Their freedom was gone
In detention for long
Their future uncertain, their fate perturbed
There once was a project so grand,
Costing millions from every hand.
Critics were stern,
With lessons to learn,
For $75 million they can’t stand.
There once was a nation named Vene-
zuela, causing quite the big scene.
With the U.S. they did part,
In a diplomatic art,
Relations shattered in two, so unclean.
There once was a congresswoman named Grace,
On “Real Time” she took Lemon to his place,
Claimed he violated the FACE Act,
On Maher’s show she did exact,
But the truth of the matter’s a race.
There once was a man named Boasberg
Appointed by President Obama with a job
When asked for a quote
He simply did not gloat
Declined to speak, like a sly old fox
There once was a man named Casey,
Who deeply regretted his display,
In correspondence with Ghislaine,
He wished to wash away the stain,
In a statement released on Saturday.
There once was a seat up for grabs,
In Houston, where Democrats have tabs.
It’s been empty a year,
Now the time is near,
To fill it with votes and hand slabs.
There once was a man from Matsumoto,
Whose nomination required a go,
By the Senate’s confirmation,
For his new vocation,
He hoped they would give him the show.
There once were some schools that said, “Wait!”
“We’ll cancel class early, don’t debate!”
In Arizona and more,
Classes were out the door,
To avoid a mass absence, they state.