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There once was a champ from the States,
In Italy, she would dominate fates.
With two Olympic wins,
Her victory begins,
If healthy, she’s sure to be great.

It’s “not normal,” said Jonathan Reiner,
Masks must be worn, it couldn’t be finer,
He urged us to stay safe,
In this pandemic chafe,
For our health, we must all be keener.

There once was a data chief who said,
This voting bloc’s views have fled,
Away from the president’s command,
They’ve shifted, you understand,
Since he returned, they’ve been led.

There once was a man in the White House
Whose comments were as quiet as a mouse
Social media was full of jest
As they put his skills to the test
Tossing “real questions” with glee, they did browse

There once was an officer from DHS
Who got attacked with a shovel, I guess
He shot the man’s leg
During an arrest, I beg
In Minneapolis, a chaotic mess.

In the Twin Cities, tension was high,
From a shooting that made many cry.
ICE agent took a life,
Causing anger and strife,
Residents and officers say goodbye.

There once was a man named Moskowitz
Who taunted a seditionist, the grinch
He asked about the treehouse
Where the right-wing does carouse
In a limerick, his wit did enrich

There once was a secretary named Brooke
Who claimed her results weren’t a joke
Over a thousand simulations she ran
To understand the yield of the land
Her expertise made other experts choke

There once was a host named Colbert
Who asked the president if he had fled
With a blunt question he sought
To uncover the truth he thought
On the “Late Show” where truth might be shed

There once was a senator from Texas
Who scorned Trump’s promise of greatness
He said with a sneer
“Can this man steer?
Or will he lead us to a mess?”