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There once was a host of Late Show,
Who tried to explain, just so you know,
The president’s move,
Made everyone groove,
With limericks, he stole the show.

There once was a man named Fine,
Whose actions were deemed out of line.
In Florida they say,
He went astray,
His move was called “insane” and “deplorable.”

There once was a host late at night
Who proclaimed with all of his might
“This question’s the key
To all mystery
Ask me, it’s my one guiding light.”

There once was a president quite bold,
Who made a promise, or so we’re told,
But during a sitdown,
With The New York Times in town,
He awkwardly lost track, truth be told.

American officials worry and fuss,
About Chinese espionage, that’s a must.
They fear the threat,
That the Chinese government will set,
But with caution, they hope to adjust.

There once was a host named Fallon
Who imagined Trump at a dentist so gallant
With drills and the floss
He played with the boss
And left with a smile that was valiant.

There once was a suspect of arson
Who targeted a synagogue, parson
The FBI did say
He chose it that day
For it was a Jewish house of worship, harsh one

There once was a rescue dog Aloka
Who joined monks on a long walk,
For peace was their talk
Pet owners offered support to the flock
As they journeyed for miles, no time for a squawk

There once was a president named Trump,
Whose gallery had no text to jump.
On Sunday it was seen,
No words in between,
Just a display that was rather stumped.

There once was a state called Illinois
Where Trump’s tactics caused much turmoil
Pritzker spoke out, saying it’s wrong
The violence must not prolong
Illinois won’t be used as a foil