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A longtime Trump ally quite bent,
Urged the president, “You gotta end this.”
The chaos and tweets,
Are causing defeats,
It’s time to stop the madness, repent.

There once was a president online,
Who posted a pic quite divine,
The reason unclear,
Caused people to jeer,
And wonder what message to define.

There once was a site called the news
That covered all topics and views
With headlines so grand
It’s the best in the land
For updates, it’s where you can’t lose

There once was a Bannon so vexed,
Who called Axios report “bulls**t” next,
From the Trump White House he came,
Chief strategist was his fame,
In fighting the news, he’s perplexed.

There once was a skater named Max,
Whose parents faced a tragic climax,
In a plane crash so dire,
In Washington, D.C., they expired,
Their memory we’ll never relax.

There once was a person in custody,
For a fire at a synagogue of history,
Caused damage so severe,
In Mississippi, it’s clear,
The authorities took swift action, undoubtedly.

There once was a man named Pritzker
Who spoke out against ICE’s trigger
Shooting Villegas and Martinez
Their deaths caused such sadness
Injustice they couldn’t get bigger.

There once was a person in custody,
For a fire at a synagogue of history,
Caused damage so severe,
In Mississippi, it’s clear,
The authorities took swift action, undoubtedly.

There once was a gov’nor named “Scumbag”
Trump deemed Tina Peters’ sentence a drag
Nine years in the slammer
He thought was too hammer
The punishment was deemed a harsh nag

A man, 24, has been charged with murder,
Six lives taken, causing much fervor,
In Mississippi’s northeast,
A tragedy, at its least,
Leaving hearts heavy, emotions to stir.