There once was a man named Cruz,
Responding to crowd blitz with no excuse,
Trying to stay in the pocket,
On national TV, no droppin’,
He faced the challenge with no refuse.
There once was a man named Tom Tiffany,
Who flew in a plane quite risky,
It lost all its power,
He survived the hour,
Now he’s running for governor frisky.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who hosted “Saturday Night Live” with a jump.
His appearance was bold,
Controversy he strolled,
But the ratings did soar with a thump.
There once was a lawsuit on the stage,
Labor groups fought for fair wage,
The agency did lose,
Labor groups could now choose,
Victory celebrated in rage.
There once was a president, so bold
Whose remarks were quite grim, we are told
Two researchers did say
Industry could pave the way
For the human race to soon be strolled
Canada’s trade war caused a scare,
Turning to other markets with care,
Urgent pivot they made,
To avoid trade blockade,
Diversifying is now their main affair.
There once was a CEO named Dario,
Whose framework aimed to control the scenario.
With three steps in place,
He aimed for more space,
To manage risks and not be in a bind, oh!
There once was a man with low ratings,
Facing a crisis that’s aggravating,
His war on Iran,
Was not part of the plan,
His future is left contemplating.
There once was a congressman named Dent
Who criticized a mix-up event
He couldn’t comprehend
Why it all had to blend
In Pennsylvania, his discontent
A man spoke about immigration,
To Europeans with great frustration,
“What you’re doing to yourselves,
Is just killing yourselves,”
He urged for swift limitation.