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There once was a man named Trump
Who made conservative voters jump
His antics caused quite a stir
They’d rather stay home for sure
The outlet’s board gave a thump

There once was a Full House TV star,
Whose marriage was not up to par.
Both went to prison,
For a college admission mission,
Now their relationship seems very far.

There once was a man named Kehoe,
Who wanted the boundaries to go,
Trump gave his advice,
To redraw in a trice,
For the midterms, they’d gain the show.

There once was a mayor who said,
“People got sick, they were misled.
Leaders they trusted,
Told lies, they busted,
Breathing toxic air, they were led.”

There once was a guardsman named Zion
In a dispute, he drew his gun
Over haircuts, he got quite upset
In Washington, D.C. he did fret
Now he faces trouble, oh what fun

There once was a gal named Missy
Who pleaded guilty and felt quite pissy
For perjury and forgery she was to blame
And cybercrime added to her shame
Now she’s facing the consequences risky

Two brothers faced the board with some fear,
In March 2027, they’ll reappear,
After an early hearing,
Their fate now is clearing,
Parole may soon draw near, so near.

There once was a man named Havas
Who got into quite a fracas
He faced charges of assault
And caused quite a tumult
But he pleaded not guilty, alas

There once was a decline in interest,
In high-income countries, it did persist,
Test scores were plunging,
School systems were struggling,
Their troubles could not be addressed.

There once was a case without end,
Clancy’s fate the jury would tend.
A mistrial was called,
Verdict stalled, justice stalled,
For the death of her children, hearts rend.