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Canada struck back with a blow,
Tariffs on goods to show,
Trump’s policies they’d fight,
With all their might,
In this trade war’s harsh flow.

There once was a party in plight
Undermining their own prospects in sight
An intentional act,
A political pact,
Could lead to a midterm fight.

A billionaire brought a shotgun along,
On his private jet, oh so strong,
No documentation in sight,
Police gave him a fright,
For breaking the laws, he did wrong.

There once was a president bold,
Who shared a video we’re told,
It had less-than-flattering views,
Causing some serious news,
Now the story is widely unrolled.

There once was a man named Conahan
Whose lawyers had a clever plan
To save him from death’s sharp sting
At the Supreme Court they’ll fling
A request to stop the man’s ban

A pontiff once visited with grace,
Left a fresco in his sacred place,
Depicting him in prayer,
On the basilica’s upper stair,
A sign of his devotion’s embrace.

There once was a woman named Corie,
Charged with murder most gory,
Her son found dead in the home,
She now faces time all alone,
In court, her fate will tell her story.

There once was a cargo jet so grand,
Off a Miami runway, it did land,
Investigators sought the reason,
For its off-course treason,
At Amazon’s command it did strand.

There once was a president bold,
Who shared a map, so we’re told,
On Truth Social’s screen,
Stars and stripes were seen,
Covering the continent’s fold.

There once was a man named Rick Wilson
Who found the White House atmosphere thrilling
He called it delicious
And palpable, auspicious
In fear, Trump’s staff was left reeling