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There once was a man named Maduro,
His wife Cilia in jail did go,
In Brooklyn they stayed,
Since January they’ve paid,
Their troubles just seem to grow.

There once was a man named Trump Jr.
Whose old posts caused quite a stir
They came back to bite
A social media fight
Now his past is all a blur

There once was a man named Hottle,
Who starred in “Godzilla” quite a lotle.
In Maryland one day,
He passed away,
In a car crash tragically fatal.

There once was a Trump ally quite bold,
Who did something that’s rarely told,
On a Tuesday so rare,
For a MAGA member to share,
A limerick in this story unfolds.

A strategist from the Democratic nation,
Said he doesn’t want to join the speculation,
About the senator’s health,
It’s not good for his wealth,
So he’d rather avoid that conversation.

There once was a robot in space,
With jetpacks to give satellites grace,
It flew miles up high,
To help them get by,
Extending their life in this place.

There once was a post that was slammed,
For being quite embarrassing and damned,
The comments were rough,
They said it was tough,
But the poster just didn’t give a damn.

There once was a president so grand,
Got jeered at the World Cup in the stands,
Spain played Argentina,
The crowd was a stinger,
Supercut showed all in the land.

There once was a chair, so sassy
Said GOP had thoughts that were glassy
Critics noticed the theme
In a graphic, it seemed
Original thoughts, none were classy

There once was a president, it’s a twist,
Said the analyst, “Get this over with!”
In five lines, I’ll be quick,
To write you a limerick,
With humor and rhyme so adroit.