There once was a man named Trump
Whose actions made the public jump
He tried to change the mail-in vote
But his efforts did not gloat
Now investigations into his actions will thump
There once was a guy named Rogan,
Who said war wasn’t what he was hopin’,
Conservatives, he claimed,
Were not to be blamed,
For the conflict that everyone’s mopin’.
Sales of homes in June did slow,
But prices reached a high flow,
For buyers, it’s tough,
Their wallets cry, “Enough!”
Affordability dwindles, a blow.
There once was a man on Fox News,
Who championed the 2003 war views,
His conservative voice,
Made many rejoice,
But some thought he spread fake news.
There once was a man named Lance Twiggs
Whose partner was Tyler Robinson, they were bigs
He described their interaction
In a recorded session
With a prosecutor who was digging for digs
A director and Emily Baldoni,
Spoke of pain and injustice so baloney,
In the last few years,
With heartfelt tears,
Their message was compassionate and phony.
There once was a man named Patel
Investigation revealed his tale
Raskin and Durbin were on the case
Public resources he did misplace
Now he’s in hot water, oh hell!
There once was an airport so grand,
Whose name change cost quite a large sum.
$5.5 million, they say,
To make the new name stay,
A pricey change in the land.
There once was a man who declared,
“He is the sun and we are but the stars,”
Quipped the “Daily Show” host with flair,
Explaining what brings the president joy in his life,
In humor, his thoughts he shared.
There’s confusion about what’s posted, said Burnett,
The accuracy’s often bent,
In a world full of lies,
We must open our eyes,
To discern the truth that is meant.