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There once was a comic so bold,
Who sarcastically said, truth be told,
“I’m so proud of him,
The president so grim,”
In jest, his humor was gold.

There once was a player named Mbappe
Who defended himself in a strong display
He stood up for Paraguay
In a statement, he did convey
His words in a forceful, clear way.

There once was a president fast,
Received a blast from his past,
It made him feel quite aghast,
Memories flooding, so vast,
His old life now fading, at last.

There once was a president with flair,
Whose claims about migrants were rare,
Critics pointed out,
Racism, no doubt,
In his words that caused quite a scare.

There once was a president who, it’s said,
Threw a fit with a world leader, so dread.
His temper was hot,
But the other one fought,
And both left with faces bright red.

There once was a man who said, “I mean,
Can we just take a pause,” to the scene.
He needed a break,
For his sanity’s sake,
In silence, he found peace serene.

There once was a singer named Bennett,
Whose group G.R.L. made a sad statement.
On Instagram they wrote,
Of her death, it did float,
A loss that no one can prevent.

There once was a man from Belgium,
Who spoke out about Trump to tell ’em,
The feud was still brewing,
And Trump kept on stewing,
Francken’s words sparked quite a commotion.

There once was a school in Provo
Whose license was revoked, don’t you know
Utah said that it failed
Health and safety curtailed
Now the school’s reputation’s on the low.

There once was an MS NOW host
Who brought up a celebratory ghost
Tainting the 250th jubilee
With incidents that were not so glee
A litany of issues to boast