Ted Cruz Just Made Trump’s World Cup Controversy Even More Awkward

There once was a user who asked,
Why publicly gloat at your task?
Corruption may win,
But it’s not a good spin,
Keep your victories hidden, unmasked.

‘F**king Nuts’: Critics Trash ‘Desperate’ Trump After New Attack On Italian PM

There once was a president feuding,
With Giorgia Meloni, his mood brewing,
Since the G7 summit,
Their relationship plummet,
In public, their rivalry stewing.

Donald Trump’s FIFA Intervention Comes With 1 Very Awkward Twist

There once was a president’s call,
To FIFA’s Peace Prize-awarding boss, tall,
The irony alarm rang,
Gianni Infantino’s name sang,
In a limerick that’s clever and all.

Stephen Miller Takes His ‘Divine’ Praise Of Trump To An Absolutely Bizarre New Level

There once was a White House deputy,
Who stirred up a storm of controversy,
The critics gave him hell,
Over a decision he did dwell,
Now his reputation is a little bit less than steady.

MS NOW Host Jonathan Capehart’s Reaction After This Trump Supercut Says It All

There once were some folks in a bubble
Who cried out, “We’re totally in trouble!”
They looked for a way
To save the day
And escaped from their perilous double.

Critics School Ron DeSantis As ‘Embarrassing’ Social Media Post Backfires Spectacularly

There once was a governor from Florida
Whose knowledge of history was poor
He made a mistake
And caused quite a shake
Now he needs to learn more, that’s for sure

Howard Lutnick Plays His ‘Trump Card,’ And The Jokes Just Write Themselves

A commerce secretary named X
Made a deal that went awry, what a mess
Trump’s plan was a flop
And the stock market dropped
Now X’s reputation’s in distress

Racist Commentary About Black Players Comes Under Fresh Scrutiny At World Cup

There once was a coach named Garcia,
Whose remarks about Senegal caused hysteria,
Racial stereotypes in soccer were debated,
In Belgium, the issue was elevated,
As Garcia’s words sparked a fiery area.

Delta Pilot Reports Close Encounter With A July Fourth Firework

There once was a pilot so neat
Flying into Midway, a feat
At 200 to 250 feet
The plane had to greet
The landing, so smooth and complete.

National Guard Members On Patrol In Memphis Fatally Shoot Man During Pursuit, Police Say

There once was a guard in Memphis
Tasked by Trump, they were quite famous
On a federal task force
They showed no remorse
Protecting the city, they’d never miss.

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