Ted Cruz Just Made Trump’s World Cup Controversy Even More Awkward
There once was a user who asked,
Why publicly gloat at your task?
Corruption may win,
But it’s not a good spin,
Keep your victories hidden, unmasked.
There once was a user who asked,
Why publicly gloat at your task?
Corruption may win,
But it’s not a good spin,
Keep your victories hidden, unmasked.
There once was a president feuding,
With Giorgia Meloni, his mood brewing,
Since the G7 summit,
Their relationship plummet,
In public, their rivalry stewing.
There once was a president’s call,
To FIFA’s Peace Prize-awarding boss, tall,
The irony alarm rang,
Gianni Infantino’s name sang,
In a limerick that’s clever and all.
There once was a White House deputy,
Who stirred up a storm of controversy,
The critics gave him hell,
Over a decision he did dwell,
Now his reputation is a little bit less than steady.
There once were some folks in a bubble
Who cried out, “We’re totally in trouble!”
They looked for a way
To save the day
And escaped from their perilous double.
There once was a governor from Florida
Whose knowledge of history was poor
He made a mistake
And caused quite a shake
Now he needs to learn more, that’s for sure
A commerce secretary named X
Made a deal that went awry, what a mess
Trump’s plan was a flop
And the stock market dropped
Now X’s reputation’s in distress
There once was a coach named Garcia,
Whose remarks about Senegal caused hysteria,
Racial stereotypes in soccer were debated,
In Belgium, the issue was elevated,
As Garcia’s words sparked a fiery area.
There once was a pilot so neat
Flying into Midway, a feat
At 200 to 250 feet
The plane had to greet
The landing, so smooth and complete.
There once was a guard in Memphis
Tasked by Trump, they were quite famous
On a federal task force
They showed no remorse
Protecting the city, they’d never miss.