There once was a woman named Jen,
Who showed clips from the State Fair again,
The president was upset,
For the scenes were a threat,
But Jen just continued to grin.
There once was a strategist named Jack,
Who regretted words he let out in a lack,
He said, “I now have come to detest
The fact I said that” with unrest,
A lesson learned to watch words back.
There once was a press secretary
With something behind that was scary
Observers honed in
On the scene that had been
In her Air Force One photo, quite contrary.
There once was a lawyer so tense,
Her cases would fall during press conference,
Commenters would jest,
At her legal unrest,
Leaving her in a state of defense.
There once was a man with a cry,
Pointing fingers up at the sky,
“Screw the establishment!”
He yelled with resentment,
For the little guy, he would sigh.
There once was an actor so keen,
Who fired back at the president’s scheme,
With AI videos shared,
Diagnosing those who dared,
With “Trump Derangement Syndrome” unseen.
There are signs that are easy to spot,
If you know what to look for, why not?
With keen eyes and a mind,
The hidden truths you’ll find,
In plain sight, they’re not so hard to plot.
There once was a man named Watters,
Who spoke of a policy that matters,
“It’s a slippery slope,
One-child, oh nope!”
His words caused quite the chatters.
There once was an agency’s approach,
To shift from arrest sweeps in reproach,
Quiet ways were the key,
To reach goals of deportee,
In cities where migrants encroach.
There once was a White House so grand,
Ignoring Biden’s offer firsthand.
HuffPost tried to inquire,
But the response was dire,
Seems they didn’t quite understand.