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There once was a Texan, so bold,
Who decried birthright, I’m told.
But a tune he did sing,
In support of this thing,
Contradictions, oh how they unfold.

There once was a pool quite reflecting,
Where the paint caused some to be detecting,
More people were caught,
Touching paint, quite a lot,
Than from Epstein files, it’s perplexing.

There once was a host named Kaitlan,
Whose aerial shots didn’t go as planned,
The crowd size was small,
At the State Fair, that’s all,
Now she’s in quite a big jam.

There once was a president wealthy,
While the middle class struggled, unhealthy.
The people did shout,
Their anger did sprout,
Inequality reigned, quite stealthy.

There once was a president bold,
Who treated his foes, or so he’s told,
With an AI video post,
To mock and to boast,
Of “Trump Derangement Syndrome” he scolded.

There once was a board editorial,
Conservative views, superior material,
Republicans beware,
Political costs are there,
In the paper’s opinion, imperial.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose words often had a thump.
They came back to haunt,
His past did taunt,
In politics, he hit a big bump.

There is no indication they said,
The emergency was caused by dread,
U.S. Naval Forces stated,
Hostile action unrelated,
Just a glitch that caused some real dread.

There once was a president, you see,
Who chatted with a projection, AI.
The 26th president, oh my!
In a room filled with tech, they did meet,
An unusual encounter, quite neat!

There once was a president sly,
Who thought he and his sons should apply,
For the nation’s top military prize,
But soon he’d realize,
It was a line he should not cross, oh my!