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There once was a man named Black,
Who paid Epstein a vast stack,
A review in 2021,
Showed millions were spun,
From 2012 to 2017, all back.

There once was an anchor named Bright
Who thought things should be very light
She said with a sigh
“Is it hard? Oh my!”
But easy tasks proved her insight

There once was a facility made,
By Trump’s administration, they say,
Civil rights groups were mad,
Called it inhumane, so sad,
A debate that won’t soon fade.

There once was a player named Kaan
Who scored with a final kick bang
Turkey beat the US
A victory to impress
In World Cup, their only win sang

There once was a host named MS NOW
Who shared footage that caused quite a row
The president, in a fit
Claimed it was all counterfeit
But the truth will eventually show

There once was a president, you see,
Turned into a “Destiny 2” meme.
But fans didn’t find it amusing,
Their reactions were quite confusing,
A failed attempt it turned out to be.

There once was a station named Fox,
With colleagues who flocked to pay tribute in box,
Their words full of praise,
In a Fox News daze,
Their love for the channel in flocks.

There once was a podcaster so bold,
Who called out a conservative old.
His words were damning and sharp,
Causing quite a big spark,
In the world of politics, truth be told.

There once was a Pontiff so dear
Who received a gift so sincere
From his favorite team
A baseball dream
That brought him much joy and cheer.

There once was a secretary in transportation
Whose use of a slur caused quite a sensation
HuffPost sought his reaction
To the public’s dissatisfaction
At the Great American State Fair, a cause for consternation