There once was a mogul of fame,
Charged with a crime that brought shame.
But prosecutors did agree,
To drop the charge, set him free,
No longer in the legal game.
There once was a Seinfeld star so bold,
Who stories of free speech told,
He defended Colbert and Kimmel,
In a monologue so nimble,
About art and the power it holds.
There once was a woman called Gonyea
Who claimed she was visited by DEA
They said they were checking
Threats she was reckoning
Against ICE, she feared for her pay.
There once was a justice who said,
“The consequences of today’s decision are predictable,”
From the bench where he sat
His words did fall flat
And left many feeling misled.
There once was a man named Trump,
Sophistication he would often plump,
But in many ways he was buffoonish,
Carlson’s assessment was not outlandish,
In some things he was a chump.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose comments caused quite a big jump.
At a rally he spoke,
And the nation awoke,
His words on social media did thump.
There once was a president bold,
Who took charge while his wife was on hold,
“Regime Change,” he declared,
And his power he shared,
At the White House, his story was told.
There once was a president bold,
Whose claims on Truth Social were told.
But reality said,
It’s all in his head,
And his words just left people cold.
They probably, in retrospect, if they wanted to avoid this,
Should have seen the signs, gave a miss,
Now they’re stuck in a fix,
With no easy way out of the mix,
Regretting their decisions, full of dis.
There once was a Trump insider so sly,
Who claimed the speech was one big lie.
But the smell test revealed,
That the truth was concealed,
And the insider’s credibility went awry.