Jamie Raskin Firmly Grounds Trump’s Qatar-Gifted Air Force One Plans
There’s a Democrat who leads the House,
Suggesting what Trump should espouse,
On Air Force One’s design,
He’s got thoughts quite refined,
But will the president arouse?
There’s a Democrat who leads the House,
Suggesting what Trump should espouse,
On Air Force One’s design,
He’s got thoughts quite refined,
But will the president arouse?
There once was a mayor named Zohran,
Whose influence in New York did spawn.
On primary night he shone,
As his candidates won,
A sweep including Chevalier, the dawn.
There once was a woman named Lacore
Whose frustration spread more and more
But then on the air
She learned with great flair
That she had won the primary for sure
Families filed a lawsuit one day,
Saying camp failed to keep floodwaters at bay.
They failed to protect the girls,
Amid life-threatening whirls,
Now the operators must pay.
There once was a candidate named Conley
Republicans tried to meddle in a sleazy way
Despite their interference
She emerged with resilience
And won the primary, hooray!
There once was a race quite a chore,
Micah Lasher beat Alex Bores.
AI industry’s civil war,
turned into a fierce uproar,
as Micah left his rivals sore.
In a stunning upset, quite a feat,
The organizer scored a great seat,
Defeated Rep. Adriano,
With Mamdani, the mano a mano,
A victory that can’t be beat.
There once was a moderate rep
Who beat a progressive in a step
In Utah’s safe Dem scene
With a victory so keen
In a district newly swept
There once was a man quite hearty,
Former MAGA ally, so sorry,
He announced he was done,
With the GOP, no fun,
In a new world he’ll forge his own story.
There once was a man named Conway
Whose primary bid went astray
In New York he did lose
Leaving him with the blues
On Tuesday, a rough night, they say