Jamie Raskin Firmly Grounds Trump’s Qatar-Gifted Air Force One Plans

There’s a Democrat who leads the House,
Suggesting what Trump should espouse,
On Air Force One’s design,
He’s got thoughts quite refined,
But will the president arouse?

Avila Chevalier’s Victory Speech

There once was a mayor named Zohran,
Whose influence in New York did spawn.
On primary night he shone,
As his candidates won,
A sweep including Chevalier, the dawn.

Navy Admiral Fired By Hegseth Torches Trump Admin: ‘People Are Fed Up…’

There once was a woman named Lacore
Whose frustration spread more and more
But then on the air
She learned with great flair
That she had won the primary for sure

Camp Mystic Files For Bankruptcy After Catastrophic Floods Killed 28 People

Families filed a lawsuit one day,
Saying camp failed to keep floodwaters at bay.
They failed to protect the girls,
Amid life-threatening whirls,
Now the operators must pay.

Cait Conley Wins New York Democratic Primary To Challenge Mike Lawler

There once was a candidate named Conley
Republicans tried to meddle in a sleazy way
Despite their interference
She emerged with resilience
And won the primary, hooray!

The AI Industry Successfully Defeats Its No. 1 Target

There once was a race quite a chore,
Micah Lasher beat Alex Bores.
AI industry’s civil war,
turned into a fierce uproar,
as Micah left his rivals sore.

Democratic Socialist Darializa Avila Chevalier Unseats 5-Term Congressman In New York Primary

In a stunning upset, quite a feat,
The organizer scored a great seat,
Defeated Rep. Adriano,
With Mamdani, the mano a mano,
A victory that can’t be beat.

Ben McAdams Wins Democratic Primary In New Utah District

There once was a moderate rep
Who beat a progressive in a step
In Utah’s safe Dem scene
With a victory so keen
In a district newly swept

Tucker Carlson Reveals Democratic Star Trump Is ‘Very Convinced’ Could Win In 2028

There once was a man quite hearty,
Former MAGA ally, so sorry,
He announced he was done,
With the GOP, no fun,
In a new world he’ll forge his own story.

‘Like A Dog!’: Trump Dunks On ‘Truly Unattractive’ Longtime Nemesis In Wild Rant

There once was a man named Conway
Whose primary bid went astray
In New York he did lose
Leaving him with the blues
On Tuesday, a rough night, they say

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