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There once was a race in New York,
For Congress, a heated talk,
A proxy war did brew,
Progressive visions in view,
In the 7th, the future’s unlock.

There once was a man named Landor,
Suing prison officials he swore,
They cut off his locks,
In a lawsuit he knocks,
For his dreadlocks he’ll fight evermore.

There once was a trillionaire bold,
Who threatened to sue and scold,
Rep. Ro Khanna, oh my,
For speaking too nigh,
Of DOGE decisions of gold.

Every Scot in the U.S. should partake,
Of chicken fried steak for goodness’ sake,
A Scottish delight,
Sure to satisfy appetite,
In America, this dish they must take.

A bad president is quite a fright,
His actions can dim the daylight.
To state the obvious,
Having one is hazardous,
For a country, it’s a great blight.

There once was a race in NY
National Dems watched in dismay
The battle was fierce
For the 12th, no mere spears
In the end, a victor did stay

There once was a MS NOW anchor
Who said of the president’s banter
“This is insane, this is madness,”
Of the blame game, she was breathless
In disbelief at such political banter

A number of high-stakes races are being decided today,
Runners sprinting in a fierce array,
Crowds cheer with delight,
As they reach the finish line in sight,
Victory awaits, come what may.

There once was a player named Rade,
Who made remarks that caused quite a cascade,
He apologized with remorse,
For his comments off course,
During a World Cup match being played.

In Tuesday’s primaries, things soar,
Four key elements to explore.
Candidates compete,
Voters won’t retreat,
In this political uproar.