There once was a sharp-tongued man named Ben,
On TV, he argued again and again,
“Parks and Rec” star did exclaim,
His style was terribly plain,
Ben Shapiro, the talker, didn’t use a pen.
There once was a man named Doug Heye,
Who saw trouble in the GOP’s way,
In the 2026 midterms,
He spotted two squirms,
Republicans had a tough display.
There once was a woman, Ms. Greene,
Who mocked Trump’s wins, quite obscene.
She sarcastically snarked,
On social media barked,
But her words caused quite a scene.
Top leaders from the state slammed
The president for his latest renaming plan
They called it absurd
And quite disturbed
Their criticism was clearly jammed
There once was a president, so bold,
Who claimed at ground zero he strolled.
But the evidence lacked,
And the critics attacked,
Proving his story was just told.
Canada struck back with a blow,
Tariffs on goods to show,
Trump’s policies they’d fight,
With all their might,
In this trade war’s harsh flow.
There once was a party in plight
Undermining their own prospects in sight
An intentional act,
A political pact,
Could lead to a midterm fight.
A billionaire brought a shotgun along,
On his private jet, oh so strong,
No documentation in sight,
Police gave him a fright,
For breaking the laws, he did wrong.
There once was a president bold,
Who shared a video we’re told,
It had less-than-flattering views,
Causing some serious news,
Now the story is widely unrolled.
There once was a man named Conahan
Whose lawyers had a clever plan
To save him from death’s sharp sting
At the Supreme Court they’ll fling
A request to stop the man’s ban