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There once was a man named Kendall
Who called Pete Hegseth’s work “hell”
With one word so damning
The criticism was slamming
Now Pete’s reputation has fell

There once was a fuel known as diesel
Used for freight, it was oh so crucial
But as prices rose higher
Transport costs did inspire
A costly burden to all, so dismal.

There once was a host named Jim,
With the president, he had a grim whim,
On “Late Night” he’d scold,
His point bold and cold,
In limericks, his criticism would swim.

There once was a player named Nick,
Whose behavior could often be quite sick,
But a treatment program he found,
Helped his ban to come unwound,
Now he’s back on the court quite quick.

A supervisor overseeing background checks
Said ICE hired scores of new officers without basic vetting
It caused quite a stir
With no checks on their record
Their hiring process was really quite perplexing.

There once was a sly little quip,
That sounded like a compliment slip.
But was it sincere?
Or just insincere?
The truth behind it did flip.

There once was a host known as Guy,
A close Trump ally, oh my!
But now he’s been ousted,
No longer trusted,
His future is uncertain, oh why?

There once was a Veep named Vance
Who said war with Iran was by chance
Escalations were clear
But he wouldn’t adhere
To calling it war, his stance

There once was a Fox News host so tall,
Who believed El-Sayed would win in the fall,
First Muslim in Senate,
Victory is the intent,
Eking out a win, that’s the call.

In Mexico, two men made a crime,
Killed Jonathan Meléndez in time,
Arrested by the law,
For what they saw,
Justice served for this heinous prime.