There once was a gal named Zacharia,
Who claimed she was a lifelong conservaria.
She praised Trump with such glee,
As the best in history, you see,
But her views may cause quite a hysteria.
A bloodied actor once said
Two dudes hit him on the head
With a gun and a knife
They disrupted his life
And then quickly fled, filled with dread
There once was an admin quite rude
To the court, it had long been quite crude
Sanctions on judges and more
Hostility they did pour
The Trump team was often quite shrewd
There once was a coach named Ditka,
Won titles as player and big shot,
With the Bears he did reign,
In the NFL fame,
His legacy will never be forgot.
There once was a man quite the dreamer,
Who thought the grass was much cleaner.
He crossed to the other side,
But soon realized he lied,
The grass was just as green, no meaner.
There once was an inmate from Tennessee
Who could now walk with some help, it seems
After an execution gone wrong
Left her in critical condition for long
But now she’s taking her first steps, it beams
There once was a VP named Vance
Who criticized Microsoft’s stance
He said, “You’re great, it’s true,
But hire Americans too,
Don’t let them miss out on the chance.”
There once was a man named Ferguson,
Chairman of Trade Commission, no less.
He spoke the quiet part out loud,
Creating quite a commotion and crowd,
Now his words have caused quite a mess.
There once was a company in fame
Who blamed rising costs for their claim
Fuel, aluminum, and food
Put them in a bad mood
Their profits went up in a flame
There once was a timeline in sight,
Abortion opponents put up a fight.
They hoped to see
Mifepristone’s use curtailed, agree,
But their efforts fell short in the light.