Eminem Opens Up About The Touching Way Dolly Parton ‘Really Had An Impact’ On Him

There once was a rapper so sincere
Who praised Parton, a superstar so dear
In every sense, she shines
Like the brightest of signs
A legend we all hold so near

JD Vance Admits Cost Of Groceries Are High In Reported RNC Fundraiser Text

There once was a veep oh so bold,
Who asked for donations in gold.
He said, “I won’t make you feel blue,
But if you back me, I’d be due.”
His words were both charming and cold.

California Couple Confront Their Surrogate In A Texas Court As Dispute Over Newborn Escalates

There once was a girl named Nausheen,
In court, she wiped tears that were seen.
She said, “He’s our child,
“His fate is so wild,”
Her love for him never grew lean.

Callaway Apologizes For Video Showing Golfer Pushing Woman To The Ground

There once was a group with content to tout,
They posted a video, no doubt,
To promote a driver,
Co-branded, a survivor,
Their efforts, we cannot flout.

Trump’s Trade War Temper Tantrum Leads To Ludicrous Threat — And People Can’t Help But Laugh

There once was a plan quite severe,
To rename Lake Ontario, I fear,
“America” it would be,
But most hearts did not agree,
For “Ontario” sounded far more sincere.

Celebrities Mourn Death Of Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend

There once was a singer named Kacey
Whose world felt less sparkly and racy
She sang with a frown
Feeling blue, feeling down
But her voice still shone bright and spacey

MAGA Puts Abdul El-Sayed On Blast Over ‘Circumcision’ Exchange With Jesse Watters

There once was a governor named Sanders
Who found a remark quite outlandish
She called it insane and sad
For the Michigan Senate lad
His eyebrow-raising comment was banished

‘Very Woke’: Trump Administration Removes Painting By Famed Obama Portrait Artist

There once was a portrait so grand,
By Kehinde Wiley’s own hand.
The State Department declared,
It must be repaired,
For a new home it’s now in demand.

Instagram Head Adam Mosseri Begins Testimony At Meta Child Social Media Addiction Trial

There once was a lawsuit so grand
About social media and its command
It focused on young users
And their online abusers
The legal battle took a stand.

Trump Nutrition Adviser Cites ‘Hot Dogs’ As Healthy ‘Fresh From The Ground’ Food

There once was a bold adviser
Whose comment caused quite the stir
People focused on his talk
But ignored the dog’s bark
In nutrition, he was a wise improviser

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