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There once was a minister named Wes,
Who spoke to the news with finesse,
About motives he’d say,
In a live investigation’s fray,
No speculating, he did express.

There once was a man named Dan Scavino
Whose post was just what the GOP needs, oh
One critic joked with a grin
Of the midterm messaging within
A limerick now ends this show

Hurricane Nolo was quite a scare,
Moving away from Hawaii with care,
Heavy rain and floods still persist,
Strong winds, it cannot resist,
But the islands will soon breathe fresh air.

There once was a Senator named Kennedy
Who called Trump’s official “masterclass dumb” with glee
He then set his sights
On the president’s might
With words that were sharp and free.

Hurricane Nolo, fierce and bold,
Skirted Hawaii, so I’m told,
Gaining strength on its way,
Causing havoc, no delay,
Leaving aftermath, stories untold.

There once was a storm slow in stride
Forecasters warned with some pride
Threatening coastal towns
With flooding, high tides abound
In the waves, they will ride

There once was a man named Trump
Who said the Republican “will never dump”
But a 180 he’d do
On his endorsement so true
To the congresswoman, leaving her in a slump.

There once was a senator named John,
DNC said, “On Fox you can fawn.”
If he quits, he can spree,
On the TV, wild and free,
But will his political career be gone?

There once was a reporter named Schnell,
Who heard a Republican’s sad tale to tell,
“We’re gonna get crushed,”
In the midterms they gushed,
Now their future doesn’t bode so well.

There once was a man named Rove,
GOP bashing, he didn’t approve.
“They’re mouthing me,” he said,
To hell with them instead,
Telling him he’s a RINO, they disapprove.