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There once was a judge who did write,
That prisons with no AC weren’t right,
Inmates were punished, he said,
Their rights were left dead,
In hot cells they suffered their plight.

Most voters in Utah cast ballots by mail,
Nationwide, nearly a third do avail.
With its convenience and ease,
It’s a method that will please,
For democracy, it’s a good trail.

There once was a case captivating,
The FBI’s team was investigating,
With press office in tow,
They worked to and fro,
To uncover what was fascinating.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who built a ballroom with a thump,
A drone port on the roof,
To defend with a goof,
His White House, he thought it was stump.

There once was an old president, true,
Who didn’t notice his secretary, who knew.
His mind was quite hazy,
At the age of eighty,
Forgetting his state was overdue.

There once was a network, conservative,
Claimed the VP’s goal was not superlative,
Energizing GOP,
Before midterms, you see,
But the news they found was uncreative.

There once was a user named X,
Who noticed an administration hex,
“Renaming stuff is their task,
It’s all they can do, alas,
Incompetence leaves me perplexed.”

A young man named Clavicular
Faced people who came for his dollar
Success made them greedy
Charges left him uneasy
But he fought back to avoid the collar

There once was a Dem from Michigan
Running to be Senate’s first Muslim
An unlikely ally, they did find
In a former Trump confidant, kind
Their partnership now in full swim

There once was a Rep. named Hinson
Whose Iran War stance caused a sin
She switched up her view
While running for a seat, it’s true
But in polls, she’s not likely to win.