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In Florida’s sun with a frown,
A tale of a mother renowned.
Delfina, so bright,
Stashed knives out of sight,
From Victor, who’d turn her life upside down.

In Congress, Nancy Mace made a scene,
With a bill that some labeled quite mean.
Her aide took to task,
“Is this all just a mask,
To get on Fox News, what a scheme!”

In a post that raised quite the debate,
Ginger Gaetz said, “It’s time to celebrate!”
With a tone somewhat snarky,
The response was quite darkly,
As folks mocked her, oh isn’t it great?

There once was a fellow named Rudy,
Whose comments turned rather quite snooty.
On his podcast, he’d blare,
‘Til workers laid bare,
Now a judge thinks it’s time to get moody!

A rioter plotted quite grim,
With drones and car bombs on a whim.
He aimed to cause pain,
With a chilling refrain,
But justice was swift and not dim.

In the news, Gaetz made a retreat,
From AG, he faced a defeat.
With a wink and a jest,
A new title’s the best,
“Secretary of Lowlifery” tweet!

In Manhattan, a treasure was sought,
A waltz, which old Chopin forgot.
Untitled, unclaimed,
In the library framed,
A find that’s delightfully fraught!

In Illinois, a twist has been found,
For Smollett, the verdict unwound.
Though he staged quite the scene,
Now the courts intervene,
And justice has turned all around!

In a supercut shown on the screen,
Ari Melber shared truths quite unseen.
Gaetz, with his flair,
Left GOP in despair,
Trump’s picks making tempers turn mean!

Lara Trump’s fashion line took flight,
With “strength” and “patriotism” in sight.
But Fallon, quite sly,
Gave a jab with a sigh,
As he poked at her dad with delight!