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There’s a closure in place, don’t be late,
Airspace near 22 towns, sealed fate.
For a mile radius wide,
No planes can abide,
In Connecticut, it’s a no-fly state.

There once was a manchild mogul
Whose lack of success did boggle
No position elected
His dreams unaffected
His future remains a struggle

There once was a fashionista so chic
Who shared her pest problem unique
In a new interview
With Architectural Digest, too
Her stylish home had a critter critique

There once was a news anchor so grand,
Whose last day was swiftly at hand.
A Fox News rep did say,
Thursday’s his final display,
As he bid farewell to his band.

There once was a man, age twenty-six,
Who decided to take quite a risk,
He waived extradition,
Without contradiction,
In Pennsylvania, he couldn’t resist.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who threatened the media with a thump.
He’ll sue and he’ll rant,
And advertisers he’ll haunt,
But the truth will never be stumped.

There once was an MSNBC host
Who was left utterly engrossed
When Trump and Musk did their part
Threw Congress into chaos, a start
Days before Christmas, quite a boast

There once was a GOP lawmaker,
Who criticized his party’s behaviour,
He slammed their unity,
Said it made him feel gloomy,
For they were all uniform in their favor.

There once was a bromance so vast,
‘Tween Trump and Musk, sure to last.
But SpaceX’s CEO,
With schemes all aglow,
May cause their friendship to be cast.

National parks soon closed, employees furloughed,
Holiday travel more stressful, we’re cuffed.
Government shutdown’s here,
Bringing chaos and fear,
Inconvenience leaves everyone huffed.