Tech Stocks Shake As A Chinese Competitor Threatens To Topple Their AI Domination
There once was a street called Wall
Where companies feasted on AI’s call
But from China a threat
Made them start to fret
Now their profits may soon take a fall.
There once was a street called Wall
Where companies feasted on AI’s call
But from China a threat
Made them start to fret
Now their profits may soon take a fall.
There once was a famed economist
Who warned of a consequence twist
For the American economy
He said it would be quite stormy
His warning was not to be dismissed
There once was a photo so grand,
But the authorship came under demand,
At the Sundance premiere,
The truth did appear,
And caused quite a stir in the land.
There once were some fires in the west,
Their aftermath put to the test,
With flood watches in place,
In Palisades’ embrace,
Altadena and Castaic Lake stressed.
There once was a strategist Democratic
Who came out swinging, not being diplomatic
His tactic was bold
His opponents were told
He fought with a spirit emphatic
There once was a host of Late Show,
Who translated Trump’s offer, you know.
To Canada it went,
With a message that’s bent,
In limericks the news did he show.
There once was a man named Norm Eisen,
Who detailed the president’s mission,
Delivering on a pledge so chilling,
And then some, so thrilling,
His actions caused quite a commotion.
There once was a co-founder of Microsoft,
Who criticized his fellow billionaire with a twist,
He didn’t hold back,
Just went on the attack,
In a bold move he couldn’t resist.
There once was a GOP man,
From South Carolina’s great land,
He was called a “snake” and “RINO,”
By those who did not bestow,
Their trust on his political span.
There once were some aides, oh so bold,
Ensuring loyalty, or so we’re told,
They worked aggressively,
To fill the vacancies,
With government loyalists to uphold.