Trump Pulls John Bolton’s Secret Service Protection
There once was a man who advised,
“Let the people decide,” he surmised.
Which President’s call was right?
To the people, shed the light,
Let the truth be undisguised.
There once was a man who advised,
“Let the people decide,” he surmised.
Which President’s call was right?
To the people, shed the light,
Let the truth be undisguised.
A critic once cracked in a hush,
About Leavitt’s blatant propaganda push.
Praising the president on Fox News,
So blatant it would make a dictator of North Korea blush,
In the world of politics, it’s a dangerous brush.
There once was a comic named Ronny,
Who made Trump’s order sound quite funny,
With a withering joke,
He made the crowd croak,
And left them all rolling in money.
There once was a late night host
Who put the president on blast
For failing to keep a vow so fast
He made it repeatedly, like a boast
Now his promise has turned into toast
There once was a president so bold,
Whose comments were utterly cold.
He threatened to hike
Tariffs he didn’t like,
On imports from countries untold.
A man once agreed with great cheer,
To a metaphor that was perfectly clear.
On the “Daily Show” they met,
Their minds did connect,
In agreement with humor sincere.
A Democrat firmly proclaimed,
“I won’t rock with Nazis, it’s untamed.
Till I’m six feet deep,
No sympathies I’ll keep,
My stance against hate won’t be maimed.”
There once was a link so ill-phrased
That caused such anger unfazed
On social media’s stage
It ignited much rage
And left many people amazed.
There once was a host of Late Show
Who found humor in right-wing TV flow
He laughed and he joked
As the audience poked
At the network’s conservative show
There once was a president so bold,
Who demanded an apology, we’re told.
For he believed in free speech,
And would loudly preach,
His demands were quite brash and cold.