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There once was a man named Tarlov,
Who said Trump wants credit, by trove,
For numbers that show,
Biden’s administration may grow,
A silly excuse he’d disapprove.

There once was a woman from PA
Accused of calling for death in a way
At the inauguration
She faced condemnation
For words she did foolishly say.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose words caused a collective thump,
He praised his pick’s “strong record”,
But it struck a discord,
His error was quite a big lump.

A moose in the water was found,
weighing in at a thousand pounds,
rangers tried to help out,
but they had little clout,
as the moose just sank deeper, unsound.

Authorities urged all to take flight,
Abandon their cars, don’t stay tight,
With a bulldozer’s might,
Clearing vehicles from sight,
For fire crews to find the light.

There once was a QB quite eccentric,
Vaccine skeptic, his views quite eclectic,
Rejected RFK Jr.’s ploy,
To be his running mate joy,
For football, he remained apathetic.

There once was a billionaire bright,
Bill Gates praised his peer with delight,
For showing great interest,
In issues at best,
A commendation that felt just right.

There once was a tribe very small,
Congratulating the governor’s call,
For homeland security,
They felt much maturity,
Flandreau Santee Sioux stood tall.

There once was a man named Finch
Whose actions made his followers flinch
He faked having cancer
Now they’re in a stancer
As he asks for donations in a cinch

There once was a feature so clever,
Used AI to deliver news, however.
But errors it made,
With news alerts strayed,
Leaving iPhone users in disfavor.