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There once was a host of late night,
Who predicted the president’s plight.
On Inauguration Day,
He had this to say,
In the end, he got it just right.

There once was a man named Trump
Who claimed he wasn’t a chump
He said without hesitation
That his actions were no abomination
But many thought he was just a grump

There once was a journalist in Times,
Whose shock was beyond all confines.
She couldn’t believe
What she did perceive,
And it left her in much of a bind.

There once was a state called California
Behind in a law, no euphoria
Homes were to be less flammable
During a fire unmanageable
2020 hopes now in oblivion

There once was a leader named Múte,
To the U.S. president-elect he did salute,
He spoke of Greenland’s case,
In a respectful embrace,
For the interests of the people, resolute.

There once was a host from the show,
Who warned of a leader’s strong blow,
But his words were ignored,
And the warning was floored,
Now the consequences start to show.

There once was a Switch quite legendary,
A gaming device that was clearly merry.
Its sales were so grand,
A top-seller in the land,
The original Switch, forever visionary.

There once was a star named Kyle,
In Lynch’s films he’d run mile by mile,
“Travel in worlds” he’d say,
In Lynch’s own special way,
In “Twin Peaks” and “Blue Velvet” with style.

There once was an actor quite great
Who backed the president-elect straight
He voiced his support
For what he thought
Hoping his choice was not a mistake

There once was a president-elect
Whose new “eyes and ears” they did inspect
Commenters did cackle
At this amusing tackle
As they eagerly awaited what would come next