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There once was a host late at night,
Wondering who the right-wing would smite,
Once Biden was gone,
Their attacks would be on,
But no one could guess who’s in sight.

There once was a man named Johnson
Who considered disaster relief fun
But Newsom called him out
For causing a doubt
Now compassion and care must be won

There once was a Daily Show guy,
Who shared an anecdote, oh my!
After a Trump rally,
Things got rather tally,
In a limerick, I bid you goodbye.

A senator from Georgia named Moore,
Got into a scuffle; what a bore!
He tumbled to the ground,
In chaos he was found,
House staffers weren’t willing to ignore.

There once were some homes in L.A.
Damaged by fire, they couldn’t stay
Homeowners must wait
For a week, it’s their fate
To see what the flames took away.

A tough rodent problem’s no joke
Houston expert had spoke
Forensic team on the case
To rid them from the place
Their methods mustn’t provoke

There once was a rocket named Starship,
That SpaceX sent on a trip.
It landed back at the pad,
Which made Elon Musk glad,
A successful mission, no slip!

There once was a girl from New York,
Detained by authorities – what a shock!
She cried and she wailed,
Her story unveiled,
In a video that left her in a deadlock.

There once was a pres-elect so grand,
His portrait was met with demand,
But the people did jeer,
And express their fear,
On social media they took a firm stand.

There once was a cop named Williams,
Who was flying to his honeymoon millions,
But on American Airlines,
He faced racial denials,
Proving travel can have racial billions.