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There once was a president-elect
Whose repost caused some to reflect
A meme of the sign
With words so unkind
“Trump Was Right” it did project

There once was a reality star
Whose actions went a bit too far
Called a hypocrite, she
Faced criticism with glee
Her family’s excesses left a scar

There once was a congresswoman bold,
With half-baked theories she told,
Saying, “They know how to do it,
To control hurricanes, they’d pursue it,”
But her claims were eventually cold.

There once was a chef named Michael,
Who added a swastika, oh what a cycle.
To a menu he sneaked,
His reputation reeked,
Now his career is in a downward spiral.

There once was a parent company
Whose fact-checking policy they’d decree
Facebook and Instagram’s fate
Would no longer relate
To truth – now they’re running free.

There once was an advocate bold
Who found the state’s decision so cold
He called it an embarrassment
For the land’s mistreatment, he went
In protest, his anger he told.

In Nebraska, New Mexico and more,
Some stores lack the sweet doughnut store.
No glazed treats to be found,
Leaving customers feeling down,
In these states, doughnuts are no more.

There once was a first lady rare,
Whose living plans caused quite a scare,
With Trump’s term about to start,
She kept everyone apart,
Speculation filled the air.

There once was a future first lady,
Who spoke out with fierce independence so greatly.
In an interview with Fox News,
She made her views on freedom and truth,
Known to all in a confident display.

There once was a woman named Pence,
Who remembered things that made sense.
The CNN host asked her why,
But he couldn’t, oh my!
For Karen’s memory was just intense.