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There once was a president-elect
Who felt he had an “obligation” to select
A late night host to attack
But his actions came back
And the people did not show respect

Fire officials said “Don’t be a stranger,
In high-risk areas, flee from the danger.
Don’t wait for the call,
Just leave, that is all,
Evacuation can’t come any quicker.”

There once was a late night TV host
Who critiqued the president-elect’s big boast
He pointed out a flaw
In a tone that was raw
On the Late Show, he made his riposte

There once was a man named Lou,
Who tripped over his own shoe,
He fell on his face,
In a clumsy disgrace,
Oops! It happens to the best of us too.

There once was a daughter of Trump
Who thought that politics was a dump
She said it was dark
And a negative lark
But for her, it was simply a hump

There once was a host of late night,
Whose tale of horror did ignite,
As fires tore through the land,
A sickening, awful brand,
Left memories that gave him a fright.

There once was a host of the show
Who lambasted the GOP’s blow
For aid to the fire
They demanded a wire
To CA where the flames did grow

There once was a report from Trump,
Against his wishes it did jump.
For all to see,
Public it be,
A leak that made him quite the grump.

There once was an app under ban
Supreme Court decision at hand
TikTok in the U.S.
Could cause quite the fuss
If a ruling goes according to plan

There once was a man named Casey Colvin
Whose pup, Oreo, had gone a-missin’
Through the fire and the smoke
For five days they awoke
In the end, their reunion was given