There once was a man named Mark Zuck,
Who criticized the world’s corporate muck,
As billionaires sought Trump’s appeal,
To make their business deal,
In Silicon Valley, they tested their luck.
There once was a man named Moore,
With a voice that would soar,
In the 1960s he sang,
His music had a great bang,
Era-defining tunes he would explore.
There once was a CEO named Mark Zuckerberg,
Whose schedule was always jam-packed and super quick,
Meetings and calls, never a break,
His work ethic, no mistake,
In the tech world, he’s a big maverick.
More than 200 fled in a fright,
From a Boeing 757-300 in flight,
Delta’s plane had a scare,
Engine issue in the air,
Passengers landed safe, all was right.
There once was a strategist who cried,
“$40 million for her,” he decried.
Amazon’s founder and wife,
Caught in the political strife,
Right before our eyes, he implied.
There once was a girl named Geyser,
Who stabbed a classmate, oh what a miser,
To please an online horror guy,
In 2014, oh my, oh my,
A shocking act that none could surmise.
There once was an actor quite keen,
To pull double duty on screen,
No word on if he’ll sing,
Bob Dylan’s songs, a thing,
On Jan. 25, his talents seen.
A Beverly Hills star shared her plight
Evacuated from home, what a fright
In a heartfelt video
She let her emotions flow
As wildfires brought fear in the night
Two cops were shot in the thigh
In a New Year’s Day attack that was sly
Fourteen dead in the spree
A day of tragedy
As the officers let out a sigh
There once was an actor, quite bold,
Whose property, he did behold,
Said it looked like Dresden,
After war had been destined,
By raging fires, uncontrolled.