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There once was a rapper behind bars,
Whose freedom was limited by far,
A restraining order in place,
Till 2030’s embrace,
No freedom, just counting the stars.

There once was a Super Scooper so fine,
Dropped water on fires as a lifeline,
But a drone caused some harm,
Left it with an alarm,
Now it can’t fight the flames so malign.

There once was a rapper behind bars,
Whose freedom was limited by far,
A restraining order in place,
Till 2030’s embrace,
No freedom, just counting the stars.

There once was a Super Scooper so fine,
Dropped water on fires as a lifeline,
But a drone caused some harm,
Left it with an alarm,
Now it can’t fight the flames so malign.

There once was a man named Trump,
With goals for a second term jump,
But on Capitol Hill,
He faced obstacles still,
Despite Republican majorities, he’d thump.

There once was a journalist named Jake,
Reporting on fires for NBC’s sake,
He stumbled upon his old home,
In Pacific Palisades, no need to roam,
A childhood memory he couldn’t fake.

There once was a star from SoCal
Whose home in a fire did fall
Amidst the chaos and flame
Their life will never be the same
In the aftermath, they stand tall

There once was a star from “This Is Us”
Whose wife was about to give birth, no fuss
He set up the crib
But then had to skid
Evacuated due to wildfires, what a cuss!

There once was a man named Menendez
Convicted of crimes without amends
Gold bars and cash in his place
A corrupt and disgraceful case
Now he faces legal ends.

There once was a Miss from Oklahoma
Who promoted orange juice, don’t you know
But she switched her career
To fighting gays, oh dear
Now her past is all she has to show