There once was a producer from down under
Whose mother passed away, causing him to wonder
Kidman arrived at the fest
But his heart was not at its best
In Venice, he mourned, feeling torn asunder
There once was a congressman so stern,
Who worried for when Trump’s term would adjourn,
He flagged a concern,
For Republicans to discern,
When Trump’s second term ends, they would yearn.
There once was a man named Angus
In Parliament, he made a big fuss
He told O’Leary to hush
For proposing an economic rush
Said a U.S.-Canada union’s a bust
A lawsuit claimed it’s clear as a fact,
Constitution forbids this state act,
Says it’s wrong, no debate,
Clean Air Act holds the weight,
Preemption, the state’s law detract.
There once was a forecaster named Bob,
Whose predictions could be quite a mob.
He said, “Winter’s back,”
In his weather track,
In College Park, he’s got the job.
There once were five men of great fame,
Soros, Nye, Bono, Andrés, they claim.
Presidential Medal of Freedom they did earn,
For their contributions, we all must discern,
In history, they’ve etched quite a name.
There once was a Prince and a lass,
Whose hearts were filled with much sass,
A friend’s stepson was slain,
In a Louisiana terror’s dark reign,
Leaving them saddened by the loss.
There once was a president named Carter,
To Atlanta and DC he did charter.
In a casket he lay,
As they traveled that day,
His legacy will never falter.
There once was a director so skilled,
In indie films, his vision fulfilled.
With scripts that were smart,
He made his own art,
In Hollywood, his name was instilled.
There once was a Green Beret
Who died in a Cybertruck’s display
On New Year’s Day
In an explosion, they say
A tragic end to his stay.