There once was a man named Kennedy
Whose statements were scientifically dodgy
People worried about the harm
From his controversial charm
For the damage he may cause, they could see
There once was a body of water
Google Maps made it harder to slaughter
They deleted the reviews
And the ability to choose
One-star ratings will bother no longer
There once was a coach named Rodgers,
Whose exit caused quite a few dodgers,
On social media’s platform,
His departure caused a storm,
Now fans are just left in plotters.
There once was a ruling so grand
That challenged the shield laws in our land
In states where abortion is free
Democrats hold the key
Will their laws still withstand the demand?
There once was a man named Musk,
Whose power they wanted to tusk,
But federal workers said
It’s time to be fed
And put an end to his grandiose dusk.
There once was a man from Magellan,
Whose kayak was swallowed by a whale then,
He got quite a scare,
In the humpback’s snare,
But luckily emerged once again.
There once was a sub called Titan,
Exploring the Titanic, it had its eye on.
But a tragic implosion,
Caused a deadly commotion,
Taking lives, including the CEO cryin’.
There once was a judge from Boston
Who blocked an executive caution
Ending birthright for kids
Of parents who hid
In the U.S. without legal sanction.
There once was a road called I-84
Where cars crashed in heaps, oh what a chore
Dozens collided
On snow they skidded
A mess on that stretch to deplore
A man named Adams, full of pride,
Was indicted for a wild bribery ride,
Charged with fraud and more,
Soliciting donations galore,
Now he must face the justice divide.