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There once was a man named Jay-Z,
Who was accused one unfortunate day,
He claimed it was false,
Causing trauma and loss,
For him and his family, so they say.

There once was a late-night host
Who saw the president boast
Of an unexpected claim
That sparked a bit of fame
In a limerick, this tale does coast

There once was a president, a finder
Who received a stark reminder
Of the tasks at hand
In leading the land
And working to be a bit kinder.

There once was a Late Night host,
Whose jokes were always first-rate most.
But one night he cried,
“Oh man,” and sighed,
His punchlines turned into a ghost.

Alternative for Germany’s in the race
A candidate to lead with grace
Their first time in the ring
Will they get the win?
In Germany, a new chapter they embrace.

There once was a President GOP,
Who angered trading partners, you see.
He openly antagonized,
And left many surprised,
With tariffs causing quite a spree.

There once was a man, richest in land,
Cut public spending, didn’t give a hand,
With billions in contracts,
And a litany of impacts,
Jessica Tarlov spoke, oh so grand.

There once was a judge so wise,
With a scathing order surprise,
Special counsel fired,
Now back in the mire,
For a few more weeks to arise.

There once was a Fox News host, quite daft,
Who praised Trump’s plan with a laugh,
To “take over” Gaza,
And put on a big show,
Claiming birth rates were a threat in his craft.

There once was a baker from N.H.
Whose mural caused a big fray
In court they will fight
For their First Amendment right
To keep their artistic display.