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There once was a president quite keen,
To show his subservience on screen,
MSNBC’s O’Donnell,
Said it was quite swell,
A picture of subservience unseen.

There once was a petition so bright,
In response to the president’s slight,
He talked of seizing land,
But the people took a stand,
Denmark’s territory out of sight.

There once was a man, Larson by name,
Who to his doctor did exclaim,
“Prescribe meds, I pray,
To keep this at bay,
And prevent this from being my bane.”

There once was a man named Norm Eisen
Who accused the president and his friend
Of breaking the law without end
He said they were vile
In their law-breaking style.

There once was a Secretary Hegseth
Who warned of a goal that brings death
Ukraine’s borders in question
Amidst tension and aggression
Abandoning dreams of what was, he saith.

There once was a Congress in need,
Of notices for removals to heed,
The 30-day rule,
Was broken, how cruel,
Even top Republicans agreed.

There once was a singer so miffed,
Her 4-year-old made her quite stiff,
She said “This is not right,
He shouldn’t be in sight,”
When the child joined Trump, she was piqued.

There once was an author whose try,
To confront the suspect made him sigh,
The 2022 stabbing,
Left one eye grabbing,
A meeting that caught him awry.

In Springfield, officials will pay
For Sonya Massey, killed in dismay
By a sheriff’s deputy shot
Responding to her call, what a blot
On the record of that fateful day

There once was a Senator named Whitehouse
Who heard Russian state media espouse
Their friend Tulsi they did name
But he saw it as a game
And called it out as a rouse