There once was a press secretary named Karoline,
Who vowed to hold lies accountable and not benign,
She promised to expose the untruths,
In this room, she would not let them loose,
For honesty and transparency, she drew the line.
A.G. Pam Bondi’s on a mission,
Attacking New York with precision,
Over their stance on immigration,
Trump’s ally seeking retribution,
In this legal and political collision.
There once was a man, so bold,
Whose words were quite brash and cold.
He said with chagrin,
Trump’s stance was akin
To something from Russia, we’re told.
A conservative board did proclaim
Trump’s logic was worthy of shame
With a simple question
They caused some reflection
And left him feeling quite tame
There once was a leader quite bold,
Who warned of policies, cold,
Americans should not feel the strain,
And avoid policies that detain,
So their belts could still tightly hold.
There once was a Daily Show star,
Who found a flaw from afar.
In Musk’s claim he did see,
A big discrepancy,
And exposed it with wit and with par.
There once was a press secretary,
Whose actions seemed quite contrary,
To Orwell’s grim tale,
Of a world set to fail,
Critics compared her to “1984” wistfully.
There once was a judge named Gertner
Who called the president out for his failure
She said it was clear
He showed no fear
Of following steps; that was her nailer
There once was a dude who’d confess,
His snitching would cause him distress.
Mocked by a critic so bold,
The truth he often told,
A president under duress.
There once was a man named Harry Enten,
On “News Central” he had quite a contention,
“We’re living in a different world,”
His message was unfurled,
A limerick for him we had to then pen.