There once was a host from late night
Who mocked a conspiracy theorist with might
After hearings on PBS
He made quite a mess
And filled the airwaves with laughter and light
There once was a chief from the White House,
Who spoke on Fox News, quite aroused,
She detailed with flair,
Her work with such care,
To Lara Trump, she surely espoused.
At least 12 died during a strike
In prison, they met their grave hike
Their voices were loud
But justice was cowed
In the end, they all met a bleak fate
There once was a girl named Molly Hunter,
Who received a message quite a stunner,
The locals were clear,
In their words, no fear,
She heeded their warning, no blunder.
There once was a man up for trial
In a facility overseen by the vile
Federal officials will decide
If he’ll be set free or abide
His fate hangs by a thin, fragile file.
There once was a secretary of state
Looking for lunatics that create
Chaos and destruction each day
In a wild and reckless display
Hoping to bring them to fate
There once was a rapper named Sheff G,
Funding violence with his fame, you see.
Onstage with Trump, what a sight,
Prosecutors shed light,
His actions were far from carefree.
There once was a firm from D.C.,
Offering Trump their services for free,
A hundred million they’d lend,
To prevent a bad end,
Pro bono to avoid a harsh decree.
There once was a man named Jason Rogers,
Who admitted to using two footers,
During an incident unclear,
He couldn’t remember, I fear,
If he hopped on one foot or two dodgers.
There once was a man named Musk
Whose Department caused quite a fuss
Users on his site
Set the record right
With limericks, oh how they discussed!