Columbia Activist Mahmoud Khalil’s Lawyers Urge Judge To Keep Case In New Jersey
Lawyers in Trump’s administration
Want the case heard in the South, a sensation
Where the judges lean right
Conservative might
Hoping for a favorable destination
Lawyers in Trump’s administration
Want the case heard in the South, a sensation
Where the judges lean right
Conservative might
Hoping for a favorable destination
There once was a man so vile,
Who caused a young woman to revile,
He choked and beat her,
A misogynist slur,
Now justice must prevail with no guile.
There once was a director named Ballal
Beaten by soldiers, held in a cell
For over twenty hours, inhumane
His Oscar-winning fame was in vain
In “No Other Land” he did well
There once was a VP quite bold,
Who defended Trump’s actions, we’re told.
“We can’t just ignore
What the president is for,”
But the truth was far from the gold.
There once was a man named Musk
Whose post caused quite a ruckus
Ben Wikler did insist
Justice should not be missed
In a democracy, vote buying disgusts!
There once was a leader named Trump,
Who thought he was quite the big lump,
He hit at elected,
But they were protected,
And wouldn’t let themselves be a chump.
There once was a man named Enten
Who showed how Americans weren’t in
Line with the president’s push
For annexation, oh what a hush
As history’s lesson was spent!
There once was a man named Charlie Angus
Who found his nation in a fuss
“We don’t understand
The ways of this land
And we don’t want to be like that, thus”
The search is ongoing, NATO said,
For soldiers missing, fear and dread.
Near Belarus they went astray,
Training exercise, they went away,
Hoping soon they’ll all be safely led.
There once was a late night host
Who thought Congress she shouldn’t boast
He gave her a tip
To get a new grip
A career swap would be the most.