There once was an anchor on MSNBC
Who roasted the president with glee
“Only glitch” spin he debunked
Truth and reality he trumped
Exposed war chat fiasco for all to see.
There once was an actor named Dave,
Who debunked a fan theory rave,
On Jimmy Kimmel he’d state,
Season three’s twist was just fate,
Leaving fans feeling less than brave.
There once was a man named Carney
Who criticized a country’s journey
He called it a direct attack
Causing quite a big flack
In words that were stern and sternly
There once was a tax on cars imported,
European makers were quite discontented,
They said it was a burden,
For consumers, a stern,
Punishment that both sides resented.
There once was an editor-in-chief,
Who found himself in disbelief,
Added to a chat,
Where strikes were a spat,
In Yemen, causing much grief.
Health Secretary named Kennedy
Said agencies would be shut down, sadly
Some were created by Congress
Decades ago, causing much stress
Workers’ jobs lost, quite a tragedy
There once was a woman who said
She went under the bed, but instead
She met a young man
In her master plan
To show the child there’s no dread.
There once was a cameraman named Pierre,
In Ukraine, his end was quite severe.
Came under fire while reporting,
Tragically, death was his forewarning,
His loss is something we all do fear.
There once was a boycott so grand,
To protect students in the land,
Immigration agents’ plight,
Against those who speak right,
Defending Israel, hand in hand.
There once was a CNN host named Hunt,
Who saw Navarro’s strange media stunt,
He turned back the clock,
With a bonkers remark that did shock,
About Trump officials’ group chat in the front.