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There once was an astronaut so bold,
Whose space mission was worth gold,
Back home safe and sound,
After floating around,
NASA’s oldest, a story to be told.

There once was a rock legend so grand
Whose new song took a strong stand
“If you’re a fascist,” he said
“Get a Tesla instead”
In his music, rebellion was fanned

There once was a woman named Shanetta,
In court, she declared “I didn’t betray ya”
Charged with stabbing a paramedic,
As she was being transported to clinic,
But she pleaded not guilty, oh say a!

There once was a first lady, so bold,
Whose fears from the president’s policies, she told,
She shared her concern,
For the country to discern,
In hopes that the future would unfold.

There once was a tragic report
Of children who met their retort
Illinois State Police
Found it hard to piece
Ages 4 to 18, a heart-wrenching sort

There once was a man named Enten,
Who found Trump’s polls to be frightenin’.
With one key group, he said,
The numbers were dead,
His limerick made quite a sensation.

There once was a woman so bold,
Who spoke of the president, we’re told.
She didn’t mince words,
Her views were never blurred,
Her opinions were strong, truth be told.

There once was a Rep. named Neguse,
Who asked Rep. Joyce for some news,
“Why not worry,” he said,
About taxes on thread,
Import tariffs give us the blues.

There once was a president bold,
Who criticized a team, or so I’m told.
The Giants’ Barkley, he dissed,
At the Eagles’ White House tryst,
A risky move, some say, quite cold.

There once was a president named Trump,
Whose second term was met with a thump.
Four in ten said, “terrible,”
While one in ten was bearable,
In ratings, he took quite a slump.