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There once was a president tough,
Critics stood by, calling his bluff,
With a reality check,
They aimed to correct,
His actions they deemed not enough.

There once was a late-night host
Who said the president did boast
Of a move he always pulls
With the media, he fools
In this game, he is the most.

There once was a host on late night,
Who bemoaned the decline in our sight,
He said, “This country’s gone down,
Standards used to abound,
Now it’s all just a pitiful plight.”

There once was a man named Tim Walz,
Who won a big gig with applause.
He became a great leader,
A true crowd-pleaser,
And left a legacy without any flaws.

There once was an anchor named ‘dankster’
Who slammed a mistake that was prankster
The media’s blunder
Made him thunder
At the president, he’s no prankster

There once was a president who said
He’d be “run out of town” – filled with dread
But the “Late Night” comedian
Disagreed with this man
And kept making jokes instead.

There once was a man named Ben,
Whose dinner tale didn’t win,
Critics condemned with glee,
For all the world to see,
His anecdote was deemed a sin.

There once was a senator named John,
In critical state he was drawn,
But stable he stayed,
His family conveyed,
In Minnesota, his spirit shone.

There once was a program that tried,
To help SNAP users eat well and abide,
Lawmakers seemed unaware,
Of the benefits they would tear,
Leaving many in a quandary, denied.

There once was an anchor, speechless,
Admitted, it caused quite a mess.
To Justin Wolfers he said,
Left me feeling quite dead,
Oh, what a terrible stress!