Jimmy Kimmel Socks Trump Below The Belt With A Stinging Joke About His ‘Poles’
There once was a late night host,
Who poked fun at the presidential boast,
Mocked the White House unveiling,
His jokes never failing,
In humor, he was the most.
There once was a late night host,
Who poked fun at the presidential boast,
Mocked the White House unveiling,
His jokes never failing,
In humor, he was the most.
There once was a president, despicable,
His actions were seen as iniquitable,
Critics called him a sham,
A deceptive grand slam,
And his leadership skills were quite pitiful.
There once were some kids filled with fright
ICE raids made their days turn to night
Pregnant women too
Paid the highest due
In LA, a sad, traumatic plight
There once were two friends in a fight,
Both stubborn and full of spite,
They battled all day,
But then found a way,
To make peace and things right.
There once was an explosion they say,
No injuries, not a single dismay.
Everyone was okay,
After the blast went away,
A true miracle on that fateful day.
There once was a heat dome so bold,
Bringing stifling heat, we are told.
Uncomfortable and hot,
The people all thought,
Summer’s entrance was quite the stronghold.
There once was a day for elation,
Celebrated by Black population,
Biden made it official,
Now it’s beneficial,
Juneteenth, a federal proclamation.
There once was an app called TikTok,
Its ban in the U.S. was a shock,
But with each extension,
There’s less apprehension,
As likely it won’t face the block.
There once was a gal named Read,
Who struck her boyfriend, now dead.
She left him to die,
In the snow, oh my,
Now justice will see her in dread.
The DOJ argued with a boast,
Trump’s power to take control of the most.
A chilling preview,
of what could ensue,
in cities, National Guard could be host.