There once was a group in South Korea,
Who were detained, oh what a bad day.
They caused quite a fuss,
But eventually they saw no more bars,
And back home they all made their way.
There once was a candidate so bright,
Whose focus on cost was a sight,
No need for a socialist team,
With a laser-like dream,
To victory, they soared with delight.
There once were some warriors right-wing
Removing books made their hearts sing
From classrooms they’d take
For moral’s own sake
Their victory they loudly did ring
There once was a man named Jon Hallford,
Whose funeral home was quite horrid,
He stashed the corpses high,
Sent fake ashes to the sky,
Now his reputation is sordid.
There once was a governor named Newsom
Sued Fox News for a false claim from
They said he had lied
But he kept his pride
In the end, the truth will become.
There once was a man from Canada,
Whose death sparked a family drama,
They tried their best,
To keep him at rest,
But deportation brought them trauma.
There once was a man named Kilmar
Whose wife took the Trump team to the bar
For his deportation in March
She sued for the harsh
Actions that caused them to be far
There once was a man on PBS,
Covered topics with much finesse,
From government to dance,
And the media’s stance,
He left us all quite impressed.
Many people mocked the secretary
For minimizing fluoridation’s contrary
He downplayed the fuss
But the public did discuss
The consequences, quite contrary
There once was a man named Chesebro,
Who tried to overturn the vote flow.
He pleaded guilty, you see,
For conspiracy,
In the election of twenty-twenty, oh no!