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Passengers from Chicago deplaned,
On the grass, where they were then detained.
A ground stop was called,
All flights now stalled,
The chaos and delays were sustained.

There once was a senator named Lisa,
Who found a press conference amiss-a,
Her colleague was taken,
It left her quite shaken,
Their actions were truly remiss-a.

There once was a man named Bo Loudon
Who claimed he had buddies in the administration
He got TikTok star Khaby Lame detained
But his boasts were surely in vain
Now his actions face investigation

There once was a protest in LA
With Kim K and Doechii making their say
Against immigration raids
Their voices were raised
In the fight for justice they’d stay

There once was a man named Jason Houser
Who criticized orders with power
He said, “Not in their mission,
Or training, it’s missin'”
His words caused quite a loud clamor.

There once was a ruling one night,
That came just before morning light,
A judge’s order was there,
To take effect with such care,
On Friday at noon, quite a sight.

There once was a congresswoman dear
Who shaded Rep. Tim with no fear
She made it quite clear
About the GOP here
In limericks, her message was clear.

There once was a man in D.C.
Whose claim about Padilla caused glee
But on social media
Backfired real quick, ya see
Homeland Security feeling the spree

There once was a mayor named Newsom,
Whose talk with the president did blossom.
He then sent the Guard,
To protests so hard,
In Los Angeles, things began to fathom.

There once was a host late at night
Who spoke of Trump with great delight
Revealing an alternate reality
Causing quite a calamity
In limericks, the news took flight.