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There once was a man quite unkind,
Who broke up with Trump, changed his mind.
Desi Lydic was glad,
For the billionaire had
Backtracked, leaving her worries behind.

There once was a Late Show host so bold,
Who mocked a president quite cold,
He couldn’t answer a query,
‘Bout a show he’d seen, oh so eerie,
The jokes had the audience rolling like gold.

There once was a man who would stump
Claimed he voted for Trump, but
The controversial pugilist
Shared his views, not to desist
On social media, stirring the rump

There once was a man named Trump
Whose surrender was seen as a bump
The anchor on MSNBC
Called him “stupid”, you see
In the room, he was considered a chump

There once was a senator from the South,
Whose cheerleading message did tout,
For war he was keen,
Some found it obscene,
In South Carolina, controversy did sprout.

There once was a president in a robe
Who joked ’bout the first lady to probe
He said with a grin
“She’ll soon take my spin”
But for now, she’ll just play the role.

There once was a weekend so near,
With pageantry critics did fear,
They likened the display,
To North Korea’s array,
Jingoism they thought was too clear.

There once was a late-night comedian,
Who responded to Trump with chagrin,
“Wait, what?” was his cry,
At the President’s latest try,
To joke with a smirk, that man.

There once was an agency named DHS
Revoking protections with distress
Half a million would be affected
Their work authorizations rejected
Leaving many in a state of duress

The World Cup event in Miami,
Causes anxiety and some glee,
Fans in the U.S. await,
For the soccer stars to create,
Excitement in this kick-off spree.